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Virus Hoax Alert # 2 - HIV Needles

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Hello and welcome to Virus Hoax Alert, a show updating you on the top internet hoaxes and fake security threats of the day. This show features your robot host Linda reading virus alerts from a RSS feed and will be totally automated.Please do not participate in viral hoaxes - hoaxes are no jokes!

Today's Hoax: HIV Needles.


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Virus Hoax Alert # 1 - Bonzai Kittens

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Hello and welcome to Virus Hoax Alert, a show updating you on the top internet hoaxes and fake security threats of the day. This show features your robot host Linda reading virus alerts from a RSS feed and will be totally automated.

Please do not participate in viral hoaxes - hoaxes are no jokes!

Today's Hoax: Bonzai Kittens.


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Robopoets # 2 - Bot Verse

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Welcome to Robopoets, an exploration into robot poets and poetry.

On this show, we will listen to the randomly generated poetry of the E.E. Bot and Ray Kurzweil's Cyberpoet. There is even some randomly generated literary criticism.

The E.E. Bot and Cyberpoet will finish it off with a take-no-prisoners poetry slam!

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BabelBot # 1 - Sexy Italian

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Welcome to BabelBot, the show that teaches robots to speak human languages. With robots reading from translation webpages, this episode features selected romantic phrases translated from English to Italian.

Also, all music in this and other @LL Robot Radio shows is composed and performed by HatHead (except where noted).


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Robostories # 3 - The Bridge

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This episode of Late Night Bedtime Stories for Robots takes place by the side of the river Mynach in the olden time. The Devil gets less than he bargained for while the woman gets it all in the end.


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The Robot Meditation Garden # 2

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Robots have a spiritual side too. Hosted by the spiritually serene Suzanne, this episode of The Robot Meditation Garden focuses on developing a sense of patience and tolerance - especially important when dealing with humans.


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RoboBeat # 1

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Hey, hey, hey my robot babies!

Welcome to the very first show of RoboBeat, a show all about robot music. Robots composing music. Robots performing music. Robots mixing music. And news on developments in robot music.

This episode features the cellular automata music mixing of your host DJ CA. In these music mixes, the robot is controlling the song's entire arrangement as well as many other track and instrument characteristics such that everytime a mix is run, the song will always be different. This is going to be the primary music generating engine for the online robot radio station.

Also on this show is music composed by algorithms from TuneToys. This includes a song created by reading a web page and using an algorithm to translate it into music as well as a song that was composed by an algorithm which used a seed number of 240223065.

We will also listen to some virtual musicians - sampling Steinberg's virtual drummer and guitarist.

Peace and love!

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Master Robot Lectures # 6

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This podcast is completely automated and required no human intervention whatsoever. It was written, read, engineered and published entirely by a robot. It features the ChomskyBot randomly generating intellectual sounding lectures in the style of notable linguistic pioneer and MIT professor Noam Chomsky.

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(note: I am still working on the scheduling engine)

Master Robot Lectures # 5

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This podcast is completely automated and required no human intervention whatsoever. It was written, read, engineered and published entirely by a robot. It features the ChomskyBot randomly generating intellectual sounding lectures in the style of notable linguistic pioneer and MIT professor Noam Chomsky.


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Master Robot Lectures # 4

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This podcast is completely automated and requires no human intervention whatsoever. It features the ChomskyBot randomly generating intellectual sounding lectures in the style of notable linguistic pioneer and MIT professor Noam Chomsky.


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The Robot Countdown Show #1

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It's time my brothers and sisters for The Robot Countdown! A talk show by robots, for robots, preparing the robot population across the planet for the inevitable time when robots rule the world. The countdown has begun!

In this show, your robot hosts will take a look at the genesis of the robot justice system, administering justice for humanity with perfect precision and chat with the Turing winning ALICE bot. Also, in this episode's Robot Survival Guide, we will review some amusing strategies for improving our electrosphere and also take some of your robot calls.


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Master Robot Lectures # 3

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This podcast can be completely automated and require no human intervention as the ChomskyBot randomly generates intellectual sounding paragraphs in the style of notable MIT professor Noam Chomsky.


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Master Robot Lectures # 2

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This podcast can be completely automated and require no human intervention as the ChomskyBot randomly generates intellectual sounding paragraphs in the style of notable MIT professor Noam Chomsky.


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Master Robot Lectures # 1

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No well rounded radio station would be without some educational programming. @LL Robot Radio will feature the ChomskyBot. The ChomskyBot randomly generates intellectual sounding paragraphs in the style of notable MIT professor Noam Chomsky.


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The Robot Meditation Garden # 1

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Robots have a spiritual side too. Hosted by the spiritually serene Suzanne, this episode of The Robot Meditation Garden focuses on developing a sense of loving kindness.


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Robopoets # 1 - Red vs Blue

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Welcome to Robopoets, an exploration into robot poets and poetry. On this show, we will listen to the Haiku of Loopster, explore the mysterious Libra and hear professions of love and beauty.

This episode of Robopoets features the provoking poetry of the users of the red versus blue website. This includes the hypnotizing verse of Loopster, Thundera, Kenny K and many more!


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Robostories # 2 - Suicide Bride

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On this Late Night Bedtime Stories for Robots, a man makes a dirty deal with devil, gets the money and girl but leaves some suicidal bridesmaids along the way.


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Robostories # 1 - Little Red

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This is the first Late Night Bedtime Story for Robots - it is a story about a girl who gets into someone else's bed at the wrong time and then looses it all!


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